Let's start with yesterday. Tanner came over and we made Mac and Cheese and talked since I hadn't seen him for 2 weeks. He says he stopped caring about everything. But I know he didn't stop caring about L4. He missed us. I know it. :) Earlier that day, this boy that I'd been ditching for about a month asked if I wanted to go get ice cream with him and some friends. Sounds harmless right? So I said, Sure! Why not? So he said okay, I'll pick you up at 7? deal.
6:45 He calls to find out where I live and says I'll see you at 7.
6:55 He shows up, early. Guys, it's one thing to show up late but a whole other thing to show up early. Girls plan every minute they need.
Because of this early arrival, I was upstairs getting some things done and didn't answer the door the first time so about ten seconds later, he knocks again. I run downstairs and open the door and he's walking away. Obviously he wasn't very hopeful I'd show up. I thought that was funny.
As we are leaving, Tanner yells Bye! and this other boy looks at me like.. uhh.. who was that? You live with a boy? I just pretended not to think anything of it.
He asks me where I want to go get Ice Cream and I looked at him like well, where are your friends meeting us...? But he didn't seem to catch on. So I say well I only have been to Coldstone up here. He agrees and we decide to go there. Only after he asks if I know how to get there... Oh boy mister, you are asking the WRONG person. However, for once I did know where it was! Miracle, I know. So we drive on over there and he says,
"Hey, Thanks for coming on this date with me. I appreciate it."
EXCUSE ME?!
I immediately panic.
This boy has no idea I have a boyfriend and somehow got me to agree to a date without even knowing it was one. Yeah, this is bad.
I just say, oh... yeah. Thanks for taking me?
Awkward...
We get to Coldstone and I remember that before, when talking about hanging out I said that I would get him Ice cream since I felt bad I'd been ditching him.
So not only am I on a date that I didn't know was a date, I now have to pay.
This just got way more awkward.
So I tell him that and he goes, oh okay. Cool.
HA! Cool? Alright...?
So we sit down and
Sorry, I start talking. I probably asked him 54134 questions which all got really short answers.
I found out a lot about him and he still doesn't even remember what my major is.
He just got back from his Mission in November (Making him my sisters age) which he served in Texas, He's an Engineering Major, His parents are Foster parents for a girl who was living in his room when he got back. He lived in Oakridge his first year here, he is taking 15 credits, named his snowboard Kelsey because that is his favorite girls name. Snowboarding is his life and he got a $500 board right before he left but hasn't used it so he doesn't ruin it. He hasn't been snowboarding this season yet. His parents pay for his housing and he lives in a house with 5 other boys who he doesn't like very much. His friend kept texting him during this date which he would read.
Yeah...
It's about 7:25 and he asks what I'm doing after this. I knew I had to get out of this date. I shouldn't be here. So I say, Oh my roommate is having a birthday party but she went home and isn't back yet so let me see if she is back and is having a party. So I text Brie.
"Are you still having a birthday party tonight?"
"At my house? When?"
"Tonight. Oh I knew you were! Okay. :)"
"Yeah! Why aren't you here?! gosh!"
Needless to say, I went home. I got home after 45 minutes of a date. Then he hugs me. He's shorter then me. VIM. I was so not impressed.
I come home and have a mild freakout with Britt and Tanner about what just happened and how I have to tell Mike that I just went on a date with another guy.
But I told him and he was slightly mad. Sorry. :) But he is a good guy and got over it. That's why I love him.
So anyway the rest of the night was spent hanging out with Brie, Britt, Tanner and Blake. We talked about how he is in the Army and did basic training and all the terrifying things they did to them there. My respect for Army guys went up soo much. Bless their hearts. He is leaving on his mission in a week and a half. To Cambodia! He's really excited.
Well I fell asleep and when Tanner woke me up by saying "I'm Batman" In the voice, right into my ear, I decided to go up to bed...
I woke up this morning and come downstairs to find a letter from my roommate. This roommate is a clean freak. Kind of. She refuses to let anything be on the counters or table of anything. I don't understand her. At all. Some highlights of her note are...
"Listen up...and as you read this just know that I love you all and am not trying to target one person in particular."
Hmm.. I can't wait to see who she targets.
"You're mother doesn't live here anymore."
Did she ever live here? I think that is the point...
"I would love to have a clean sink 24/7 so wash as soon as you done. and please don't use the excuse that you don't have time, That is one of the worst excuses you could use..."
Hmm.. That is weird. Last I checked you weren't the only one living here.
"You can always make time for something- afterall, you always seem to find time to eat"
And you are the one that I watched eat 8 tacos yesterday. You seem to make plenty of time to eat...
"If you did some project on the kitchen table, pick it up after your done."
Target: Me. I'm the only one that does projects, probably since I'm the only one without a desk in my room.
"If you do your hair in the bathroom and your hair falls into the sink, clean it up"
Everyone does their hair there including you. And your hair is all over the floor...
" Being clean brings happiness. And no that is not a cheesy comment... it really does and also destressed you."
Double meaning? I think yes. I don't think she understood when the Prophet told us to be clean. Or she is throwing another hint in there. Guess what? I'm still a virgin. Weird. I know.
It's a beauty right? And that note was a page and a half of things she wants us to do.
I'm not going to do it...
Then! I am making myself some lunch and notice the burner is smoking so I pick it up and and see nothing so I continue cooking. It gets worse. So I pick it up again and it's on fire!
Yeah. I'm the only one home and the house is going to burn down!! I freaked out.
I saw it and swore. I was so scared. What the freak do I do?! I just stood there and watched it, trying to fan it away. I'm literally seizing at this point. It puts itself out finally and I just sit down and try and catch my breath and stop shaking. I still might be.
It was the scariest moment of my life.
That is my weekend so far. I'm getting a perm tonight and am really excited about it actually. Then on Monday Britt, Brie and I are going to Crystal Hot Springs. I'm super excited.
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