Sorry you have rabies.

Yesterday was a day of a lot. Yes. That was my sentence and I'm leaving it like that.

Yesterday was a day of a lot. 

Lets begin. I wake up at 7am to get signed up for my classes since Banner crashed when everyone tried to sign up at midnight. So after staying up until 2, I got up at 7. Good idea, I know. I got signed up for all of my classes except English 2010 but I can take that later. I'm taking a lot of classes that are potential major interests.

Masterpieces of Music
Psychology
Marriage/ Family & Child Development... or something like that. The mom classes really.

Then some others of course. Pilates. I'm excited for that.

Anyway, I proceed to get ready for school, go to Biology and review our test that I got 70% on. Not great. but better then I've done on any of the other ones. So we're getting somewhere. Then I made Jenna come to my Institutions class. On our way, I was telling her how I was going to fail the test in that class that day and she was hissing at me with a huge smile on her face. She had no idea she was doing it either. Hence the title..


Sorry you have rabies.

But that applies later as well.

So we go, I say that to her and she laughs, full voiced, in the echo space in the room, needless to say, it echoes, and I got comma happy just then, through the WHOLE room. It got awkward fast. Then we got hyper and took pictures. Jenna looked like Dobey. NBD. Then turns out I didn't fail my test. I got 80% on it. Who knew. Cool.

Then we decided to just hop on a bus and we'll get home eventually. We were right but it took us all over. To the hospital, through a field, all over. And Jenna and I got free hot chocolate and donuts from Institute. It was highly entertaining. 

We get home, eat lunch then run some errands. These included buying Breaking Dawn tickets for midnight. Little did I know what I was getting myself into.. Then we went to Hobby Lobby. We go home but then had to go pick up my psycho roommate from work because guess what? She lost her keys. Again. Big surprise.
I went home and took a nap which included a dream where my sister came into my house and chatted for a little then killed all of us.
Turns out she really did come in and was talking and I heard it but in my delirium turned her into a vicious killer. Love you Mal. :)

I made Jenna come with me to Mike's indoor soccer game with me and we had some good times. Rachel was enjoying our crude humor. We had fun. I like her. She's nice.
Then we leave and I get a ticket for parking. whatever. Boo to Logan and their psycho ticket crap.

Then the real fun begins. We get ready to go to our movie. Go to Cafe Rio for dinner then go wait in line. Jenna and Kaydee disappear and leave me with psycho roommate who proceeded to try and jump into every strangers conversation around us. I was really embarrassed. We waited in line for a few hours then in the theater. This is when I get really annoyed. First, everyone leaves to go get treats and whatever. I stay to save out spots. Then since it's twilight there are all kinds of winners there including a mom and her two daughters.

"Are those spots taken?"
"Yes."
"Well are they here?"
"Yeah."
"Well where are they?"
"They went to the bathroom."
 rolls her eyes...

Then the awesome moms behind me start joking about her while her daughter sits right there and listens. It was hilarious. They were just looking out for me.
Then I get raged because if you didn't know, my biggest pet peeve in the entire world is people who chomp their food or crunch it or make spit sounds or just simply chew with their mouth open. There are very very few people that I can eat with without getting annoyed. And I mean like 3 or 4.
Now movies are not a good place for me because of this. Lets just saw popcorn and getting free refills was the worst idea anyone ever had. We sit in the theater for an hour and a half listening to people eat their popcorn like they were eating the beetles like in Lion King. There are 3 different types of popcorn eaters.
1. The Molester: grabs a huge handful of popcorn the buries their face in their hand as if they are eating it. Really it's just breaking into tiny pieces and falling everywhere. And they look like rabid dogs. Sorry you have rabies...
2. The One-at-a-Timer: Takes a handful of popcorn but puts one in their mouth with their other hand at a time but crunches the first bite as if it's too big for them to just put it in and close their mouth. No. One must crunch.
3. The annoying couple that sat next to me at the last second: This is only applicable to these two. They are on  a date. Together. They had been dating a while and were pretty comfortable with each other. So apparently this means she gets to throw her hand into the popcorn sack and do a combination of the above examples. Apparently she doesn't need to be lady-like and have manners because they've dated for a while and he doesn't care. I'm sorry. I've dated Mike for about a year and I would never even think about doing this. It's disgusting and I wanted to punch you. I'm sorry for that poor boy. Not only did you drag him to a Twilight movie, you ate like a barbarian the entire time! What a Hellian. I hope he broke up with her.



Needless to say, I was really annoyed at everyone eating, my roommate, the stupid mom, the replayed commercials, being ignored, and the fact that it felt like high school again. So when in doubt, I take a nap.
I passed out in the theater for about a half an hour. It was great.

The movie starts and it was just awkward and I'm embarrassed I saw it. It was so graphic. So bloody. So not cute. So not romantic. So not what I expected.

We left feeling way out of it. The movie was just a lot. It was no longer a cute, giddy girl movie but a blood and guts movie that made me never want to be pregnant. ever.

That is just frightening. ew.

I went to bed and woke up this morning, wore a dress. It's a blizzard outside. NBD.
But I'm going home for the weekend to hang out with Jakers! I can't wait.
Home again. Big bed, I'm excited to sleep with you tonight.